I’ve hardly had a chance to get over my hangover from Wednesday night’s abortionists’ celebration party of the Federal Government’s victory in the Federal District Court; where Judge Robert Pitman’s temporarily brought a halt to the Texas SB 8 Heartbeat Law. I was so euphoric on Wednesday night that I slept with a complete stranger …
All Hail Satan! Those cunning devils in the Satanic Temple are fighting back against the diabolical Texan Heartbeat Law. Lo! they say, abortion is part of their religious ritual and should therefore be protected under Texan Religious Liberty Laws. So that’s one in the eye for those holier than thou Pro-Lifers, the devil take them! …
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Let’s make abortion stories fun for children and normalise abortion at the same time. Maybe a Baby by Shawna Murphy is a brilliant story based on Shawna’s experience of telling her daughter about an abortion she had had and why. I am so excited by this idea and here at The Abortionist, we have come …
ABORTION STORIES FOR CHILDREN:
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Thanks to the magic euphemisms ‘healthcare’ and ‘choice’, abortion is now so common in the U.K. that 25% of pregnancies end in abortion. This translates into massive revenue for us abortionists. Let’s give ourselves a hearty pat on the back and crack open a bottle of bubbly!
Eminent biologist, Charles Darwin, is to be exhumed to answer a question which has stumped world leaders, politicians and the press: Is a 15 week old preborn baby a human being? Although the famous biologist is dead, world leaders are unclear if that means he cannot communicate with them. “Does ‘dead‘ mean ‘dead’? That is …
World leaders of the International Church of Abortion are gathered for their synod in Paris entitled ‘Generation Equality Forum’. The well loved prelates of the Church of Abortion, Hillary Clinton, Antonio Guterres and Kamala Harris gave rousing sermons, calling on the faithful to convert the unenlightened, to fulfill their missionary purpose and convert the whole …
INTERNATIONAL CHURCH OF ABORTION
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Alice sits down at the tea table with a rabbit, a mouse and a strange looking man in a top hat with a label on it saying: Mad Hatter Abortionist. “Do you believe in choice?” he asks her. “Of course I believe in choice!”, Alice replies. “But do you believe in the right kind of …
In order to save the world, it is really important that everyone is aborted before, during and after their lifetime. The Westminster government is working on this. All lives can be lived virtually online as we have recently discovered. All animals who poo and fart must be terminated to ensure clean air for any molluscs …
Our great leader Comrade in Chief, Dr Rupa Huq MP, is ordering the building of massive walls around every abortion clinic in the UK. Clicking her heels, she triumphantly announced that she was taking her inspiration from great leaders of the past: Emperor Qin Shi Huang who built the Great Wall of China, the Roman …
