Is it April Fools’ Day or “End of Days”? “Median sperm count of zero by 2045.” says national newspaper

Ernest Lies

This has got to be an April Fools’ joke – Spaghetti Trees, Flying Penguins and now a “median sperm count of zero by 2045” according to The Guardian newspaper.

Dr Shanna Swan

Dr Shanna Swan, an environmental and reproductive epidemiologist at Icahn School of Medicine at Mount Sinai in New York, is reported as claiming that “following current projections, sperm counts are set to reach zero in 2045”.

How will our abortion industry survive? No sperm, no foetuses to abort. If this is for real, we need to find a new market and FAST!