Oh Doctor I’m in trouble.
I want you to kill my child.
But every time an ultra sound is put on me
The baby’s heart goes
Boomboody, boombooody, boomboody, boomboody, boom!boom!boom!
Well goodness gracious me!
It’s only an electrical impulse.
No need to worry. Open your legs.
Here goes. It’s over now. Have a listen
Goodness gracious Doctor!
Just an electric impulse going
Boomboody, boombooody, boomboody, boomboody, boom!boom!boom!
Well goodness gracious me!
It’s all over now and I can get on with my life.
How terribly easy.
Oh thank you Doctor!