The Abortionist

Bumper Harvest of Baby Parts

Sonia De-Previty

Calling all our customers! Fantastic Bargains to be had!

Due to a bumper harvest of abortions, we are holding a spring sale of aborted parts. Hurry! Our products are being snapped up fast. Put your orders in now while stocks last! Don’t forget, we pride ourselves on the freshness of our products!

New Price list:

“Two heads are better than one!”
Special BOGOF (Buy One Get One Free) Offer!

Two Heads for the price of one!: £500
Single Heads: £500 a piece
Hearts (Normal price £300) Now only £150
Kidneys (Normal price £150) Now get 3 for the price of 2
Livers (Normal price £150) Now only £75
Brains (Normal price £200) Now only £150 for 2
Gonads (Normal price £100) Now 2 for £50
Spinal Cords (Normal price £300) Now £150
Lungs (Normal price £150) Now £75
Thymus (Normal price £75) Now £45

What our customers say:

“Fast and reliable service” Nestle U.K.
“Helpful Service” Neocutis Skincare
“Excellent Value” Royal College of Nursing
“Congratulations on your great work” Senomyx
“Anyone who’s had a heart, knows that £150 is a super bargain.” Prof. Mengele