Spring is here and along with daffodils and bluebells; primroses and the twittering birds; you can hear Amelia Bowwow or ‘mad dog’, as she is affectionately known to her friends over here, barking her trope “Abortion is hilarious!”.
Amelia Bownow (pictured above) is draped in her signature gown with ♥ABORTION written all over it, like some ancient priestess of child sacrifice. It’s great to have her with us. Indeed, we immediately prostrate ourselves before her. Ms Bownow is designing a new fashion label daringly entitled ‘Abortion Kills’. We are right behind her and wish her every success.