Spring is here and along with daffodils and bluebells; primroses and the twittering birds; you can hear Amelia Bowwow or ‘mad dog’, as she is affectionately known to her friends over here, barking her trope “Abortion is hilarious!”.
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Amelia Bownow (pictured above) is draped in her signature gown with ♥ABORTION written all over it, like some ancient priestess of child sacrifice. It’s great to have her with us. Indeed, we immediately prostrate ourselves before her. Ms Bownow is designing a new fashion label daringly entitled ‘Abortion Kills’. We are right behind her and wish her every success.