AMELIA BOWOW’S SPRING COLLECTION:
New from Pirhana:
Blood Red Latex Gloves £1000 – An absolute must!
Pair them with super sexy Bunter Welly Boots in Cochineal , a steal at £10,000 – Good for negotiating sticky, wet ﬂoors at work.
Create a sensation at the abortuary in Goochi, Goochi Goo’s off- white nylon/linen mix Culottes with matching Embroidered Top – These are really comfortable and allow plenty of free movement at work. £20,000 (available online only)
3 Burbleberry’s crocodile skin abortionist’s hold-all (separate pockets for all your clamps and dilators) £50.000
Film: ‘Abortion Now’ by Marta Scorch’em
Theatre: ‘In Memoriam’ by Sam Beckolf
Music: ‘Die, Die Baby, Baby Goodbye’ by The Baby City Strollers
Favourite Retreats: Hell Itself Manor House (with all-inclusive spa)
Cancel Culture: Babies
Favourite Restaurant: Keep It Comin’