What Are The Celebrity Abortionista Fashionistas Wearing Now?

AMELIA BOWOW’S SPRING COLLECTION:

New from Pirhana:

Blood Red Latex Gloves £1000 – An absolute must!
Pair them with super sexy Bunter Welly Boots in Cochineal , a steal at £10,000 – Good for negotiating sticky, wet floors at work.
Create a sensation at the abortuary in Goochi, Goochi Goo’s off- white nylon/linen mix Culottes with matching Embroidered Top – These are really comfortable and allow plenty of free movement at work. £20,000 (available online only)

Matching Accessories:

3 Burbleberry’s crocodile skin abortionist’s hold-all (separate pockets for all your clamps and dilators) £50.000

ABORTIONIST CULTURE:

Film: ‘Abortion Now’ by Marta Scorch’em
Theatre: ‘In Memoriam’ by Sam Beckolf
Music: ‘Die, Die Baby, Baby Goodbye’ by The Baby City Strollers
Favourite Retreats: Hell Itself Manor House (with all-inclusive spa)
Cancel Culture: Babies
Favourite Restaurant: Keep It Comin’

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