Well done UK Government! After a year of Stormont dragging its feet, Westminster has, at last, put its foot down to get abortion really going in Northern Ireland.
New powers given to Obergruppenführer Brandon Lewis to expand abortion commissioning in Northern Ireland are just what is needed – 1,345 abortions in one year is simply not enough!
However, Obergruppenführer Lewis does have his work cut out with all this silly talk of devolved power and respect for the Stormont administration.
Not to worry, a heel on the neck of the Irish (once again) should do the trick. God forbid we should give them a choice!