Dear Editor,
NARAL (National Abortion Rights Action League) our US abortionist cousins might be on to something with their Pro Choice dogs campaign, #ProChoicePup.
Perhaps we could stop neutering dogs (and cats for that matter), thus giving man’s best friend back their reproductive freedom. Then (here’s the genius part) when bitches get pregnant we can offer them abortions too.
What do you think?
Yours sincerely
Ms Kay Neine