World leaders of the International Church of Abortion are gathered for their synod in Paris entitled ‘Generation Equality Forum’.

The well loved prelates of the Church of Abortion, Hillary Clinton, Antonio Guterres and Kamala Harris gave rousing sermons, calling on the faithful to convert the unenlightened, to fulfill their missionary purpose and convert the whole world to the Gospel of Abortion.

Rt Revd Bishop Clinton preaching to the faith fools at the Generation Equality Forum

Billions of dollars have been assigned to the abortion missions. A memorable quote from tele-evangelist, Pastor Sophie Aram, sums up the upbeat tone of the synod:

“Everything will be OK as long as we can laugh about it and as long as we can get an abortion.”

The Church of Abortion is truly a beacon of light in a dark world.