Sales of bubble wrap have sky rocketed as news of the progress of ‘bubble wrapped baby’ Larenz Carr has reached the Pro-Life community. Pro-lifers are thought to be responsible for sending truck loads of bubble wrap to maternity wards all over the country.
Larenz Carr was born just one week after the legal abortion limit in the UK for babies without disabilities and survived after being swaddled in bubble wrap and is now a healthy toddler.
DIY and hardware stores throughout the country have been “selling bubble wrap like hot cakes to pro-lifers”, a spokesman for the British Bubble Wrap Suppliers Association claimed.
This is clearly one commercial bubble that needs to be burst quickly. We can’t have bubble wrap begin popping up in our abortuaries. That popping sound is so annoying.