The Abortionist

LETTER OF THE WEEKFound my church at last!

Amanda Stopheart

Dear Editor,

As an abortionist, I have been searching for a religion that wholeheartedly embraces my profession as necessary and laudable.

I didn’t expect to find one that actually uses abortion as part of its religious ritual but I am delighted to say that The Satanic Temple (TST) fulfills all these criteria and offers the aborted baby as a sacrifice to Satan in return for his favour.

The younger and more innocent the human sacrifice, the better Satan is pleased.

Please publish this letter so that more abortionists can join this satanic church and get involved. Thanks,

Yours sincerely,

Dr Mo Loch