Thankfully we did not abort her or she could not of done such a marvellous job at promoting the abortionist cause over the pass few days. The Headlines! The 6.9m online followers! Dead babies can’t give you that kind of publicity. You’ve gotta love sweet Simone!
And we need not worry about missing out. Simone will make her own fatal fetal contribution in due time. Like the true champion she is, she will rise to the occasion in Olympic style.