Eeny meeny miny moe
Catch a twin by the toe
O U T spells out
And out you must GO!
My ultrasound told me
So I continued boldly
To pick the very best one
And that one was YOU!
So sang the doctor as he injected the least bad twin with potassium chloride into the heart to kill it stone dead.
Hey, diddle, diddle
This isn’t a riddle
Doc killed the wrong baby that’s plain
And all the kings horses
And all the kings men
Couldn’t put baby together again