The Abortionist

WE GOT HIM!Texas Governor Is Reported To Pro-Life Whistleblower Site

Ernest Lies

More controversy has hit the Texas Governor’s mansion, as it has been confirmed that Governor Greg Abbott has been reported to the ProLifeWhistleBlower.com website for violating the Texas Abortion Heartbeat Law.

Lawyers for the Governor have described the allegation that the Governor’s butt stinks as “totally baseless” and stated that the Governor will fight the allegation all the way to the Supreme Court, if necessary, in order to clear the air and clear his name.

Legal counsel for the Governor have also pointed out that, in any event, stinky butts play no part in any abortion procedure.

Conspiracy theorist have suggested that the allegation is, in fact, part of co-ordinated attack on the ProLifeWhistleBlower website with fake accusations of abortion violations in order to crash the site. One leading Texan conspiracy theorist stated, “We smell a rat, not the Governor’s butt!”

Meanwhile, a spokesman for a leading Texas lobbying firm stated, “We have brown-nosed the Governor for years and can categorically confirm that there is no substance to the allegation that Governor Abbott’s butt stinks.”