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The Abortionist

CUPID TRADES ARROWS FOR ABORTIONIST BADGES

Albert Itchkrul

“I love you with every beat of my heart and my heart misses a beat when I think of you.” If lines like this aren’t working for you; c’mon and sign up to OKCupid to find your very own heart throb.

Don’t let a baby’s heartbeat spoil your search for romance. Display the bright all-caps badge at the top of your profile declaring that you are pro-choice. The hearts of like minded baby killers will only beat faster when they see it.

There will, however, be no all-caps badges for pro-lifers.