Letter to the WeeK:ENERGY CRISIS SOLVED IN A HEARTBEAT!

Dear Editor

As a byproduct of coitus, aborted babies often end up in the trash can or in the sewer. Might I suggest that Local Authorities provide special bins in their areas for this particular type of detritus, please?

Better still, they could help the energy crisis by harnessing the electrical cardiac activity or ‘electrical pulsing’ or electric ‘flickering’ detected in the early stages of gestation into the national grid or least into rechargeable battery packs.

The unborn have proved so useful in so many ways for medical experimentation, vaccine production, as fodder for hospital heating systems, food flavourings and cosmetics. ‘Waste not want not ‘ is my motto.

Yours Sincerely

Mr G Waiste