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TEXAS PARTY POOPERS RE-INSTATE HEARTBEAT LAW

Lucy Forr

I’ve hardly had a chance to get over my hangover from Wednesday night’s abortionists’ celebration party of the Federal Government’s victory in the Federal District Court; where Judge Robert Pitman’s temporarily brought a halt to the Texas SB 8 Heartbeat Law.

I was so euphoric on Wednesday night that I slept with a complete stranger

Then that beastly Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton went and spoilt everything by filing against the decision.

On Friday, the Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals issued a temporay administrative stay, which nobbled Wednesday’s injunction and I think I might be pregnant.

Dang! I guess I might have to get one of those pre-heartbeat abortions, I so much prefer the late-term ones.