Dear Editor,
As a child I loved watching the Lone Ranger. If someone was lying, Tonto would say, ‘He speaks with forked tongue.’ I have seen how effective this is in lying to the public. I heartily recommend it as a tool for hoodwinking the public.
The abortion industry call themselves’ pro choice’ but deny choice to women outside abortuaries by lobbying for buffer zones. Brilliant strategy!
Yours in admiration and agreement,
Mr Bigg Lye