The Abortionist

Does Michigan Man Have The Right Idea?

Hiram Hitman

74-year-old Richard Harvey of Lake Odessa (Michigan, USA) shot 84-year-old Pro-Lifer zealot, Joan Jacobson, in the shoulder while she was campaigning door to door against an abortion rights proposal.

We at The Abortionist are appalled at Mr Harvey. Does he not know that the abortionist’s aim is to kill not to merely wound. Mr Harvey claims that the shot was a mistake.

We must give him credit, however, for having the initiative to invoke 2nd Amendment rights for the abortionist cause. I’m guessing that Mrs Jacobson will not be knocking on Mr Harvey’s door again any time soon; so that’s a result.

Oh! I heard that Police have come knocking instead. Richard Harvey has been charged with assault with a deadly weapon, careless discharge of a firearm causing injury, and reckless use of a firearm.