HIPPO! HIPPO! HOORAY!Legal personhood for hippos thwarts planned parenthood scheme

Apparently, Hippos in Columbia are breeding like rabbits. However, thanks to US lawyers the Hippopotamus now has more legal rights than pre-born babies. Hippos have been granted legal personhood and as a result a planned parenthood program for Hippopotami has been thwarted. This is not good news for us abortionists. Now that hippos have been […]