Archbishop Gets Lambeth Fudge For Christmas
We have sent the Archbishop of Canterbury and all his Church of England Diocesan Bishops the sweetest Christmas present we could think of – Lambeth Fudge. It is sardonically satirical and delightfully satisfying; unlike the other version. The following greeting was sent with the gift: Dear Bishop, I wish you a Blessed Christmas and a […]
The Abortionist Announces a New Competition:‘BAKE OFF FOR CLUMPS OF CELLS IN THE WOMB’
Listen up all you budding cooks and sign up for our competition: It has been shown that clumps of cells in people’s wombs have favourite foods just like us. And guess what? They like sweet tastes. So put on your aprons and get creative! We are looking for the dish that can put the BIGGEST […]