The Abortionist Announces a New Competition:‘BAKE OFF FOR CLUMPS OF CELLS IN THE WOMB’
Listen up all you budding cooks and sign up for our competition: It has been shown that clumps of cells in people’s wombs have favourite foods just like us. And guess what? They like sweet tastes. So put on your aprons and get creative! We are looking for the dish that can put the BIGGEST […]
LEADING ABORTIONIST THINKS HE’S DIVINE, AS 14 DAY EMBRYO RESEARCH BAN IS LIFTED
Dr Mengele is rubbing his hands with glee as the International Society for Stem Cell Research announce their plan to lift the decades old 14 day limit on embryo research. “It’s just too, too exciting!” he gushed when I interviewed him in his laboratory. “Just imagine,” the well-renowned scientist exclaimed, “the hundreds of intensive foetal […]