LEADING ABORTIONIST THINKS HE’S DIVINE, AS 14 DAY EMBRYO RESEARCH BAN IS LIFTED
Dr Mengele is rubbing his hands with glee as the International Society for Stem Cell Research announce their plan to lift the decades old 14 day limit on embryo research. “It’s just too, too exciting!” he gushed when I interviewed him in his laboratory. “Just imagine,” the well-renowned scientist exclaimed, “the hundreds of intensive foetal […]
Call To Ban Artificial Wombs
Leading leading actresses and fashion models have been rejoicing at last week’s news that Isreali scientists have succesfully created artificial wombs for mice and (possibly) men (humans – as opposed to the male of the species). One leading model said, “I’ve always known that I am “too posh to push”, but to now be able […]
MONKEY BUSINESS!
From the Editor: The other day, I was speaking to our very own Professor Mengele on the subject of human/monkey chimeras. He congratulated us, saying, “Thanks to the work of you abortionists, there is plenty of fresh human tissue available. My motto is ‘waste not, want not‘.” “I am recycling resources for the greater good,” […]