Month: April 2021

MONKEY BUSINESS!

From the Editor: The other day, I was speaking to our very own Professor Mengele on the subject of human/monkey chimeras. He congratulated us, saying, “Thanks to the work of you abortionists, there is plenty of fresh human tissue available. My motto is ‘waste not, want not‘.” “I am recycling resources for the greater good,” …

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LETTER OF THE WEEK:
A Cunning Canine Plan

Dear Editor, NARAL (National Abortion Rights Action League) our US abortionist cousins might be on to something with their Pro Choice dogs campaign, #ProChoicePup. Perhaps we could stop neutering dogs (and cats for that matter), thus giving man’s best friend back their reproductive freedom. Then (here’s the genius part) when bitches get pregnant we can …

LETTER OF THE WEEK:
A Cunning Canine Plan
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Is it April Fools’ Day or “End of Days”?
“Median sperm count of zero by 2045.” says national newspaper

This has got to be an April Fools’ joke – Spaghetti Trees, Flying Penguins and now a “median sperm count of zero by 2045” according to The Guardian newspaper. Dr Shanna Swan, an environmental and reproductive epidemiologist at Icahn School of Medicine at Mount Sinai in New York, is reported as claiming that “following current …

Is it April Fools’ Day or “End of Days”?
“Median sperm count of zero by 2045.” says national newspaper
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