Abe Orton

HIPPO! HIPPO! HOORAY!
Legal personhood for hippos thwarts planned parenthood scheme

Apparently, Hippos in Columbia are breeding like rabbits. However, thanks to US lawyers the Hippopotamus now has more legal rights than pre-born babies. Hippos have been granted legal personhood and as a result a planned parenthood program for Hippopotami has been thwarted. This is not good news for us abortionists. Now that hippos have been …

HIPPO! HIPPO! HOORAY!
Legal personhood for hippos thwarts planned parenthood scheme
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‘CARE’ IS THE HALLMARK OF THE ABORTION INDUSTRY

Gangsters tell their henchmen “take care of it for me” and their enemies are destroyed. We take ‘care’ of unwanted babies in the same way. Our other hallmark is ‘compassion’ marvellously demonstrated recently by late-term abortionist LeRoy Carhart. LeRoy is offering to allow mothers to cuddle their dead babies and take their footprints before chucking …

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Afghanistan:
LET’S LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE!
Marie Stopes International claim the Taliban are likely to allow more abortions.

The new Taliban regime may be bad news for Afghanistan and the international community, but it great news for abortionists. Why? Abortion in Afghanistan is legal when women are deemed too poor to raise a child. And guess what! The poverty judgment that allows abortions is left up to a religious council. According to Farhad …

Afghanistan:
LET’S LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE!
Marie Stopes International claim the Taliban are likely to allow more abortions.
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DEAL OR NO DEAL?

I have really got to hand it to the pill popping doyenne of ‘Shout Your Abortion’: Amelia Bowow. Although Amelia is not pregnant, she is not afraid to get low down and dirty and try out the abortion pills herself, just out of curiosity. “Curiosity killed the cat”; but this time it could be a …

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LOBSTERS GET THEMSELVES INTO HOT WATER OVER FOETUSES

Baroness Fookes has been shocked by the treatment of of lobsters: “lobsters are still plunged alive into boiling water”. Luckily the upcoming Sentience Bill should prevent such abominations. The Worshipful Company of Lobsters have expressed their gratitude to the charity Crustacean Compassion and to the government for these new protections. They have also set up …

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