Dear Editor, As an abortionist, I have been searching for a religion that wholeheartedly embraces my profession as necessary and laudable. I didn’t expect to find one that actually uses abortion as part of its religious ritual but I am delighted to say that The Satanic Temple (TST) fulfills all these criteria and offers the …
Alice sits down at the tea table with a rabbit, a mouse and a strange looking man in a top hat with a label on it saying: Mad Hatter Abortionist. “Do you believe in choice?” he asks her. “Of course I believe in choice!”, Alice replies. “But do you believe in the right kind of …
In order to save the world, it is really important that everyone is aborted before, during and after their lifetime. The Westminster government is working on this. All lives can be lived virtually online as we have recently discovered. All animals who poo and fart must be terminated to ensure clean air for any molluscs …
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From the Editor: The other day, I was speaking to our very own Professor Mengele on the subject of human/monkey chimeras. He congratulated us, saying, “Thanks to the work of you abortionists, there is plenty of fresh human tissue available. My motto is ‘waste not, want not‘.” “I am recycling resources for the greater good,” …
It has come out that there has been a 100% increase in ambulance call-outs for women taking the ’DIY’ abortion pills at home in Wales. May I boldly ask, “So what?” You can’t make an omelette without breaking a few eggs, n’est-ce pas? Every healthcare plan has glitches at the start, particularly if it is …
C,mon everybody put your hands together for our fabulous celebrity actresses. They are our biggest supporters, putting abortion out there, amongst millions of their adoring fans. They know that without us their careers would be up Sh_t Creek and they are willing to shout about their abortions. Remember the delectable Michelle Williams and her passionate …
Well Done Fabulous Celebrities!
LET THEM EAT CAKE!
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A recent Forbes Magazine article has successfully argued that video games are keeping both children and adults sane during the Covid pandemic. At The Abortionist we agree. Furthermore, the best example of a sanity preserving video game is the brilliant Doom Fetito (Little Foetus Doom) created by the heroic Argentinian pro-abortionist Florencia Rumpel Rodriguez. We must, as senior Forbes contributor Paul Tassi states, …
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The British Abortion Advisory Service (BAAS) have decried the government’s plan to introduce a new free speech czar for universities, after anti-abortionist group, the Alliance of Pro-Life Students (pictured above), claimed that over 71.9% of pro-life students have faced situations in lectures or seminars where they felt they could not air their views. A spokesman for …
