“Superficially black Magi” rebuked for worshipping Jesus in MPs’ Christmas Card Nativity Scene.
Every UK MP has been sent a Christmas card featuring a caricature of Labour Member of Parliament for Ealing Central and Acton, Rupa Huq, as the Grim Reaper holding a PSPO notice and shouting, “Oi! Superficially black Magi! No Worship here!” As our regular readers will know, Comrade Huq is one of the main promoters […]
Does Michigan Man Have The Right Idea?
74-year-old Richard Harvey of Lake Odessa (Michigan, USA) shot 84-year-old Pro-Lifer zealot, Joan Jacobson, in the shoulder while she was campaigning door to door against an abortion rights proposal. We at The Abortionist are appalled at Mr Harvey. Does he not know that the abortionist’s aim is to kill not to merely wound. Mr Harvey […]
WHERE’S WELBY?
Archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby, what is his stand on abortion? We have a right to know “WHERE’S WELBY?”
LETTER OF THE WEEKFound my church at last!
Dear Editor, As an abortionist, I have been searching for a religion that wholeheartedly embraces my profession as necessary and laudable. I didn’t expect to find one that actually uses abortion as part of its religious ritual but I am delighted to say that The Satanic Temple (TST) fulfills all these criteria and offers the […]
Alice in Abortionland
Alice sits down at the tea table with a rabbit, a mouse and a strange looking man in a top hat with a label on it saying: Mad Hatter Abortionist. “Do you believe in choice?” he asks her. “Of course I believe in choice!”, Alice replies. “But do you believe in the right kind of […]
Abortion: The BIGGER Picture
In order to save the world, it is really important that everyone is aborted before, during and after their lifetime. The Westminster government is working on this. All lives can be lived virtually online as we have recently discovered. All animals who poo and fart must be terminated to ensure clean air for any molluscs […]
The Abortionist To Launch App Store
App. 1Dating App for Chinese and Indian men..Due to abortion and infanticide these countries are 71 million women short. Those women have been truly liberated⭐️⭐️⭐️ App. 2Mental Health App.If you are one of the deluded women who think your mental health has been affected by abortion, this is the ultimate re-education programme.⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ App. 3The Ultimate […]
MONKEY BUSINESS!
From the Editor: The other day, I was speaking to our very own Professor Mengele on the subject of human/monkey chimeras. He congratulated us, saying, “Thanks to the work of you abortionists, there is plenty of fresh human tissue available. My motto is ‘waste not, want not‘.” “I am recycling resources for the greater good,” […]
EMERGENCY! What emergency?!
It has come out that there has been a 100% increase in ambulance call-outs for women taking the ’DIY’ abortion pills at home in Wales. May I boldly ask, “So what?” You can’t make an omelette without breaking a few eggs, n’est-ce pas? Every healthcare plan has glitches at the start, particularly if it is […]
Well Done Fabulous Celebrities!LET THEM EAT CAKE!
C,mon everybody put your hands together for our fabulous celebrity actresses. They are our biggest supporters, putting abortion out there, amongst millions of their adoring fans. They know that without us their careers would be up Sh_t Creek and they are willing to shout about their abortions. Remember the delectable Michelle Williams and her passionate […]