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The Abortionist

No sex please, we’re abortionists!

‘So it’s true! The women of America have finally twigged that sex can lead to pregnancy. In the wake of this astonishing discovery they have decided to go on a sex strike unless their men have vasectomies. ‘Right on gals, hit them where it hurts!‘

Urgent Message From the International Church of Abortion

Congregations of the International Church of Abortion (ICA) have been told to be vigilant by their international synod. A synod edict stated: ‘Be Vigilant! An evil virus is stalking the land stopping us from killing children. It’s called ‘anti-abortion activism’. The synod urge you all to: Report anti-abortion activism to the church wherever you meet […]

MIRROR, MIRROR ON THE WALLWho is the fairest of them all?

The Hollywood stars of course! What made them so fair? Embryonic tissue, skin, kidneys and male genitalia makes their skin as soft and pure as air. Yuck , that sounds really gross. Do not fear , it’s all neatly packaged as EFG, epidermal growth factor. Sandra Bullock thinks it’s great! So don’t knock it till […]

SIGNS OF THE TIMES

Women have come a long way from experiencing abortion shame and stigma to embracing killing their unborn babies and revelling in sex without responsibility. The placards seen at women’s marches reflect this trend, for example :“I am a slut for reproductive rights”“I eat kids for lunch”“Not every ejaculation deserves a name” These tongue in cheek, […]

HOSPITAL FAILED TO OFFER WOMAN BOGOF SURGERY

UK surgeons have been critized for amputating a women’s leg, whilst failing to remove a dangerous parasite growing in her belly. When doctors discovered bone cancer in Kathleen Osborne’s left leg they also found that Ms Osbourne, 28, of Wisbech, England, had been infected by the fetus humanicus parasite. Ms Osbourne’s leg was successfully amputated […]

ARE YOU MEETING THE MOMENT?

Have you heard the one about…….? The USA’s National Abortion and Reproductive Rights Action League (NARAL) are worried that they “aren’t meeting the moment” and they want to come up with some really cool and sexy ideas to “fill the virality gap” to promote abortion on demand on social media. Their ads could be delivered […]

THANK GOODNESS WE DIDN’T ABORT THIS ONE!

What a great champion Simone Biles is, not only as an Olympic champion gymnast; but also a great champion for abortion. Thankfully we did not abort her or she could not of done such a marvellous job at promoting the abortionist cause over the pass few days. The Headlines! The 6.9m online followers! Dead babies […]

FEMINIST VICTORY!As 22 Million Missing Girls Predicted Worldwide

Thanks to our feminist supporters, no one is looking to ban sex selection abortion any time soon, despite the fact that a gender imbalance in the general population to the tune of 22 million missing girls is predicted worldwide. It is awesome to witness the dogged adherence of feminists to their ideology of ‘choice’; despite […]

DOWN WITH RACISM!

Black lives really, really, really, really, really matter and we really, really, really, really care about black lives. We are really, really, really, really, really appalled by the online racists attack against the three black England footballers, Marcus Rashford MBE, Jadon Sancho and Bukayo Saka after the England v Italy Euro 2021 cup final. We […]