AMELIA BOWOW’S SPRING COLLECTION: New from Pirhana: Blood Red Latex Gloves £1000 – An absolute must! Pair them with super sexy Bunter Welly Boots in Cochineal , a steal at £10,000 – Good for negotiating sticky, wet floors at work.Create a sensation at the abortuary in Goochi, Goochi Goo’s off- white nylon/linen mix Culottes with …
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Our great leader Comrade in Chief, Dr Rupa Huq MP, is ordering the building of massive walls around every abortion clinic in the UK. Clicking her heels, she triumphantly announced that she was taking her inspiration from great leaders of the past: Emperor Qin Shi Huang who built the Great Wall of China, the Roman …
Dear Editor, Can you settle an argument between me and my Canadian sister? With the Magpie River in Canada’s Minganie region now having legal personhood; does that mean that, legally speaking, a fetal transplant has taken place when the product of an abortion is flushed down the toilet and ends up in the Magpie River? …
Spring is here and along with daffodils and bluebells; primroses and the twittering birds; you can hear Amelia Bowwow or ‘mad dog’, as she is affectionately known to her friends over here, barking her trope “Abortion is hilarious!”. Amelia Bownow (pictured above) is draped in her signature gown with ♥ABORTION written all over it, like …
SPRING IS HERE!
All is well with belly laughs and Bluebells
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Calling all our customers! Fantastic Bargains to be had! Due to a bumper harvest of abortions, we are holding a spring sale of aborted parts. Hurry! Our products are being snapped up fast. Put your orders in now while stocks last! Don’t forget, we pride ourselves on the freshness of our products! New Price list: …
It has come out that there has been a 100% increase in ambulance call-outs for women taking the ’DIY’ abortion pills at home in Wales. May I boldly ask, “So what?” You can’t make an omelette without breaking a few eggs, n’est-ce pas? Every healthcare plan has glitches at the start, particularly if it is …
Can you believe a year has passed since Michelle Williams’ passionate acceptance speech at the Golden Globes? The 40-year-old took to the stage in Hollywood after winning the Best Actress in a limited series or TV movie statuette she had so coveted. Of course, winning such a prized lifeless idol comes at a sacrifice, which …
Media insiders are asking “Will BPAS and the BBC form a new ultra abortion/communication service?” Minutes after BBC Women’s hour opened an informal consultation into killing babies at home, also known as “having more control”, the head of BPAS trumpeted “It’s BPAS vision in a nutshell!” This sudden realisation of total uniformity could lead to …
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C,mon everybody put your hands together for our fabulous celebrity actresses. They are our biggest supporters, putting abortion out there, amongst millions of their adoring fans. They know that without us their careers would be up Sh_t Creek and they are willing to shout about their abortions. Remember the delectable Michelle Williams and her passionate …
Well Done Fabulous Celebrities!
LET THEM EAT CAKE!
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